july 2022

7/1 – 7/7

discovered a new cafe, open only seven hours per week.

translated dirty talk across the globe.

attended late night showing of top gun maverick.  nicole drooled over shirtless miles teller, audience seemed to agree.  wolf whistles abound.

couldn’t decide whether liberace was 200 years ahead of his time or 200 years behind it.  antique arcade brewery cocina mexicana followed by lose-your-foot milkshakes.  early twenty-somethings competed for who could have the most fun.  strictly positive juju.

he demanded i divulge favorite breakfast pre departure. 

egg in a hole, s’il vous plait.
egg in a hole?
is that too many steps?

would hide powerful magnets in the seat cushions to steal change if i drove for uber, catch keys like tuna fishermen catch dolphin.

skimmed the first draft of the declaration of independence.  “we hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable.”  glad they brought out the red pens.

praise immaculate bone structures.  you don’t look a day over 70 million.

7/8 – 7/14

attended friday bookmaking.

equate chinese:latin as japanese:french as korean:basque. or if chinese:german then japanese:english and korean:gaelic?  this is a dumb game.

imagine that five thousand years from now, historians will study this current moment of our existence mushed in with the rest of the industrial revolution, the same way that we now think of ancient and ptolemaic egypt as one culture.  could you distinguish the biblical pharaohs from cleopatra’s court?  humanity’s arc hasn’t advanced as far from the steam engine as we might like to think.

7/15 – 7/21

think male libido mechanical, nothing more than a cheap jolt, whereas female libido limitless.

kartika upadhyaya