december 2024

watched pondicherri waiter white-knuckle fabled family foibles on friday.  a dry-hopped pilsner the right drink the way black coffee is the right drink.

mom: what is two truths and one lie.
dad: grover cleveland was president 22-24
.
rhea: flirt somewhere else bruh.

mom: the turmeric is rimming the moscow mule?
rhea: i realized the passive voice doesn’t fix that sentence
either

me: i miss school sometimes.
rhea: i have a very submissive and breedable take home stats exam waiting for you in your inbox.